Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Mace Pepper Baton

Christy waited tables at a hip little bistro a few blocks fromher apartment. Though she loved her neighborhood, she always prepared for the unexpected.
One night, one of the diners got a little out of hand. She could put up with rude customers, and she could even tolerate patrons who had a little too much to drink. She and her boss agreed that anyone who tried to lay hands on her or on any of the wait staff would end up enjoying the rest of their meal "to go."
So her boss ejected a customer who looked like a rumpled college professor after he tried to pinch Christy's bottom. The guy created a huge stink, but the customers applauded when he fell down the steps and landed on the sidewalk with a thud.
Later that night, after Christy banked out and counted her tip money, she headed back down the street to her place. She thought she heard footsteps behind her, but saw nobody when she swung around.
Another block away from the restaurant, she thought she heard a trash can rattle. Still, she couldn't see anyone in the shadows.
Only a few steps away from her building's front door, Christy heard someone sneeze. She whipped around to see the drunken customer from earlier that night.
He lunged at her, shouting, "I'll show you!"
Instead of bolting for the door - she wouldn't have made it intime, anyway - she pulled out her keys. Instead of a usual keychain, Christy carries a Mace Pepper Baton. It's small enoughto fit in a purse and durable enough to inflict pain on an attacker.
As the drunken patron grabbed for her hair, Christy ducked downand slammed the Pepper Baton across his kneecap. Wincing in pain, he buckled over and made another swipe at her. She retaliated by holding onto the baton and swinging her keys against his face.
Stumbling, the attacker made one last grab. Christy pointed the baton at him, unleashing its secret weapon - a blast of debilitating pepper spray.
Christy's attacker crouched on the sidewalk while she dialed9-1-1 on her cell phone.
"Next time," Christy said, "stick to what's on the menu.
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Mace Hot Walkers

Mace Hot Walkers are one pound walking weights with a secret built in pepper spray. Not only is the pepper spray canister replaceable, you get FREE replacement Pepper Spray. They easily clean up with soap and water and have a storage compartment for keys, money or whatever. At the end of the story, you will find a bonus offer.Bill always worried about his daughter, Josie. She always had that independent streak growing up. The past Thanksgiving, she announced to the family that she would be moving to the big city to work on her acting career.When Josie's sister wondered aloud if Josie would keep up her workout routine, Josie assured everyone that she'd still get her three mile walk in every day by strolling through the park. It didn't take long for sparks to fly across the dinner table.Bill resolved that he'd support his daughter, no matter what. So at Christmas time, a few days before Josie planned to leave town, he picked up an extra gift."Josie," he said, when he sat her down at the next family gathering, "I'm sorry if it sounded like I wasn't behind you all the way the last time we all were together.""I know, Dad," said Josie, "the city's a lot different than this town, and you just want me to be safe.""That's right," Bill replied, "so when I heard about these, I thought they might help both of us feel a little better about your move."He explained how the Hot Walkers looked and felt just like a regular pair of aerobic hand weights, the kind people use to keep their hearts in good shape."But these weights keep you alive in another way," Bill explained. "Let's say you run into someone who wants to hurt you. Just press this button right here to blast them with pepper spray. They won't be able to do much of anything for a while, so you can run and get help.""I know you want to keep the same kind of independence you're used to out here in the country," Bill paused, placing a hand on Josie's knee. "This lets you stay in control, and it'll keep me and your sister from worrying about you on those walks."Josie hugged her dad, and settled in for a warm celebration with the rest of her family. This time, everyone knew she could handle living on her own in the big city.P.S. If you are a jogger or know someone who jogs (they make a great gift) and would like more information go to: www.advancedcombattactics.com/hotwalkers.htm. P.P.S. If you order within the next five days, I will give you a FREE 130db Personal Alarm...a $9.95 value. Just mention FREE 130db Personal Alarm in the comments box when you check out.Don't forget...if you don't mention FREE 130db Personal Alarm, we won't know to send it to you.